jethroq:

heavenboundghost:

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

lamenting my anguish online

The Senate’s push to overrule the FCC on net neutrality now has 50 votes, Democrats say

slumberinggirl:

noredditorhere:

STOP SCROLLING STOP SCROLLING

STOP SCROLLING STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE CALL YOUR SENATORS
THERE IS HOPE

GUYS CMON

uhhcanigetabyeler:

strangereddie:

guiltygirl:

social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u

This has been a PSA

whenever i tell ppl i am v awkward they’re all “no you’re not!!” but little do they know i’m fucking screaming on the inside at the top of my lungs while i tell u a story that i’ve realized halfway through isn’t as funny as i wanted it to be

traumatisedd:

Reblog if you also lost your teenage years to major depression or other mental illnesses and missed out on doing normal teenage things and also didn’t have friends lol

sparkytheandroid:

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

banshees:

fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.

a-magpie-witchling:

laurlaurrdraws:

kittykat8311:

mouseymoon:

rutabegaville:

kittykat8311:

steampunkette:

kittykat8311:

spideryspiderygoodness:

kittykat8311:

valkurion-transverse:

kittykat8311:

What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here

It’s important!

Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head.

Fun bit of info!

Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they’re getting their scent on you because they know that you’re a family, but you smell “Funny” compared to them. They’re trying to make you smell like their family.

If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it’s because they’re accepting -your- scent, and being part of your family.

Ketchup included.

This is a good note, thank you

This why they boop you. :)

Fact:

In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn’t bother them at all because they know you’re not going to eat them.

But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn’t be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there’s a high chance their first reaction will be “plz don’t eat me” before realizing you do not mean them any harm.

Also; if you accidentally step on a cat or a dog, or accidentally pinch/hurt a smaller pet and after they squeak or yelp you start petting them and trying to reassure the animal that you weren’t trying to hurt them they’ll understand that. Puppies and kittens get a little too rough with their play, but when a litter-mate ends up squeaking because they got hurt the puppy or kitten will stop playing so roughly and switch to kisses/licks as a way to apologize before they go back to playing.

When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as “oh that wasn’t on purpose” and the animal quickly forgives you.

It’s the animal equivalent of “Don’t tell Mom!”

This is also good to know, thank you!

Thank fucking god

THANK FUCKING GOD.

nzagul:

there are only two genders: monster fuckers and cowards

(Source: hexglyphs)

frvgilebird:

roses-and-ivy:

writing-prompt-s:

You have a reputation for being horribly indecisive. In truth, you’ve been cursed with the ability to see every possible negative outcome of every choice you make, no matter how minor.

Oh boy let me tell you a thing about anxiety

L O LLLLLL

notnoce:

the friend that never seems to rest: [inactive]

me, silently: 

(Source: snoce)